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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a playful, vintage-inspired patch across the chest: a parrot and happy pup framed by warm autumn tones and the cheeky line “No Humans Allowed — Petwork Marketing Club — Pets Only.” The relaxed, tubular knit feels broken-in from the first wear thanks to garment-dyeing and soft ring-spun cotton. Durable double-needle stitching and a sewn-in label keep the shirt looking lived-in, not fragile. Sized from S to 4XL and offered in many muted, worn-in colorways, it blends nostalgic club-patch style with everyday comfort for anyone who wears their pet-love out loud.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in look and soft texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with relaxed fit — reduced fabric waste and cleaner drape
- Durable construction: double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label
- Wide size range S–4XL and available in 62 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Club Tee - "No Humans Allowed / Pets Only"
$34.99
| M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in look and soft texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with relaxed fit — reduced fabric waste and cleaner drape
- Durable construction: double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label
- Wide size range S–4XL and available in 62 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean